WASHINGTON, DC – White House Chief of “Staff”, Rahm “Dead Fish” Emmanuel, was outed today by retiring Representative Eric Massa (D-NY), who claims that the Chicago goon confronted him in the Congressional showers to “give him a little poke”. Emmanuel, who is noted for his put-downs of the mentally challenged (Obama and his brother, Easykill, excepted), purple prose-ridden tirades, and being the poor-man’s George Clooney in the looks department, ostensibly confronted Massa about his “No” vote on President Barack Hussein Ali Baba Siddiqui al Nouri Obama’s CommieCare bill, currently stalled in the House of Representatives. However, things took an unexpected twist when Emmanuel decided to start poking Massa with parts unknown.
“The dude was, like, totally naked, man,” said Massa today, recounting the traumatic event. “He came up to me, Barry White playing in the background, and started to poke me while we were both naked in the showers, dude. And I thought he was missing a finger, too. Didn’t seem like it to me at the time!”
Massa then went on to describe the glassy-eyed Emmanuel as “the spawn of Satan”, “pure, unadulterated evil”, and “a pretty poor dancer”. Representative Massa intends to resign from Congress soon, but is thinking of posting the video of the event on YouTube even sooner.































