http://junkpanic.com/jpblog The sky's not falling, but you've gotta have a dream! Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:33:25 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Like JunkPanic? Share it with others! yahooBuzzArticleHeadline = "JP! Sunday Edition"; yahooBuzzArticleId = "http://junkpanic.com/jpblog/?p=3553";]]> http://junkpanic.com/jpblog/?p=3553 NATANZ, IRAN – Today, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the mildly psychotic “president” of Iran, announced that his country was “really, really modern now”, indicating that their cobbled-together nuclear reactor as proof. “We are now a real-live nation,” said Mahmoud, speaking in front of a teeming crowd of foil hat wearing admirers. “With nuclear ‘power’, we will finally [...]]]> http://junkpanic.com/jpblog/?p=3558 Obama takes a break from his hectic golfing and vacationing schedule to show the American people Michelle’s favorite fist. Like JunkPanic? Share it with others! yahooBuzzArticleHeadline = "JP! Sunday Edition"; yahooBuzzArticleId = "http://junkpanic.com/jpblog/?p=3571";]]> http://junkpanic.com/jpblog/?p=3571 WASHINGTON, DC – Today, at a dinner mostly attended by Muslims, President Barry Hashpipe Obama praised Ishtar, the first movie Muslims are allowed to watch each year during Ramadan, and also said he thought the Ground Zero Mosque Project(tm) in New York City was a pretty good idea. “Muslims gotta pray, you know?” quipped Barry, [...]]]> http://junkpanic.com/jpblog/?p=3568 WASHINGTON, DC – In an apparent move to downsize the staggering number of czars in his administration, President Brock H. Obamma today announced that he would be canning the Ethics Czar, Norm Eisen. Instead, the eloquent and lovable Mr. Eisen will be shipped to the Czech Republic, where he is to sell friendship bracelets to [...]]]> http://junkpanic.com/jpblog/?p=3544