Sir Paul McCartney(tm) Forgets How To Flip People Off

LONDON, ENGLAND – When asked why he hadn’t written a real hit song in decades by a member of the English press, the legendary ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney(tm) attempted to flip off said reporter, Brit-style. Only problem? It was the victory sign instead. Apparently, Sir Paul had a few too many mojitos on the flight back to his homeland and, as a result, forgot how to flip people off properly. Either that or he was indicating that he had two hit songs in as many decades. Or, he was saying Jimmy Carter’s killer rabbit was after him. We are unclear on this whole story, really, and Ringo Starr was unavailable for comment. Sorry. We’ll come in again.

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